The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

thumb_up thumb_down +154

The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

thumb_up thumb_down +124

the power to do one push-up

thumb_up thumb_down +122

The power to emit contagious yawns.

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The power to make anything into toilet paper.

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

thumb_up thumb_down +92

the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

thumb_up thumb_down +92

The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

thumb_up thumb_down +78

The power to die at will

thumb_up thumb_down +76

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to do nothing with your life.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The ability to like this post

thumb_up thumb_down +54

the power to move something right next to you

thumb_up thumb_down +48

The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

thumb_up thumb_down +44

The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to explode on the moon

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!