The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to shed hair

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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power to eat through your but

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!