The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!