The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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the power to be really itchy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!