The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to divide by zero

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to make cats burp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!