The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to bleed

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the power to vote

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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the power to shit liquidly

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to read your own mind!

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!