- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

To be able to summon old people

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

The power to transform into yourself.

the power to not finish your

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

the power to tolerate alex simpson

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

Walk on water, swim in land!

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

The power to never get drunk

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

the power to have the remote come to you.

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

The power to pee poop

Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

Pointless Super Powers