the power to have an idea..

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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the ability to type slower.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to see through a hole

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to be powerless

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!