The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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See through invisible people

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!