The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the power to see the present.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to catch em all

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!