the power to have an idea..

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the ability to have children fully grown

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The ability to clean

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!