power to kill dead ppl.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to go suicide

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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Stop clapping

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!