The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!