The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to not be funny

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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Lactokinesis

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!