the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to have a power

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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the power to get really mad.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!