The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to close your nose

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the power to breath through your skin.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to make cats burp.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to predict the present

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the power to go on this website

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to to think less

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to not see ads

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!