- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power to divide by 0

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

The power to see into the future of the past

The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

Meatvision.

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

The power to speak brail.

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to wake up and live through school....

The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

Pointless Super Powers