The power to be stupid

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the power to commit crime.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to pee any color

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The power to see into the present

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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the power to control urine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!