The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The ability to part...hair.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!