The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to make glass clear

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!