the power to not finish your

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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the power to be really itchy.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!