The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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the power to shit bricks

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to walk on two legs

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!