The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to turn food into shit.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to die.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to pee any color

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!