The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to see through glass

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!