Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

The power to have no powers

The ability to be in fashion.

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

The Power to Die instantly.

The power to die.

The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

Feeling people's depression.

The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

Taekwondo

The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

The power to see the future but through a straw.

The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

the ability to turn coke into pepsi

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!