The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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the power to fail

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The power to lick your elbow.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!