The power to wake up and live through school....

The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

the power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

Meltman, with the power to melt!

The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

the power to make fire but only when you are in water

The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

the power to get struck by lightning at will.

The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

the power to grow stings out of your genitals

the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

The ability to be invincible, but still die.

The power to be dead

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

The power to make infinite paper clips.

The power to control dodos

The ability to smell colors

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!