The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to die when you die

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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power to fly...backwards.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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ikawlhan forever

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!