The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!