The power to fall up.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!