The power to be distracted with grea

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!