The power to control dodos

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to close your nose

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!