The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to be pointless!

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to breathe

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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Super-slowness

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!