The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to snore.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to bleed

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!