The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to shit in your eye

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to have a power

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!