power to fly...backwards.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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Stop clapping

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!