The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!