The power to plank

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to die while dieing

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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solar powered night-vision

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!