The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!