the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The ability to like this post

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The ability to change races.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!