The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to troll.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to control dodos

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!