The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The ability to clean

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to repel women.

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the power of words

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the power to not have a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!