The power to see who is writing these powers

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to eat nandos

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to be a dick.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!