The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

the power to seduce hats

The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

The power to die

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

The abilitie to lick your elbow.

The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

The ability to understand women!!

The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

The ability to crap, but only while being watched

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!