the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to smell poop

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Find Waldo

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!