The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The ability to part...hair.

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Nihat Do?an

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to do one push-up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!