power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to die

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to make people work and read ????

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The ability to understand women!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!