- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

the ability to constantly have the fever

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The Power to fart glitter

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

The power to turn into an escalator

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

Invisibility when people aren't looking.

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

The power to erase anything written in pencil

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

The power to breathe oxygen.

Pointless Super Powers