Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!