The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to drown on land.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!