The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The ability to part...hair.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!