The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!