The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!