the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to breathe

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to be powerless

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!