The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!