the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!