The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to science.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!