The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!