The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to write a country song

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!