The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to see through air.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to see through windows

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!