The power to go suicide

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to have a V8

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to breath at will.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!