The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!