the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!