The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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to make asians smart

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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the power to write only the letter R

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!