The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to stand still for five hours

The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

the ability to walk through your clothes

The ability to smell shit from miles away.

The power to not exercise.

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

The power to turn into an escalator

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The ability to turn into an embryo

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

the power to make a pillow come to life once

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!